Federal Government Employs Yahoo Boy to Obtain Financial Aid from Germany.

Asokoro, FCT – The Federal Government of Nigeria has employed the services of an Internet Financial Opportunist, popularly known as Yahoo Boy or G-Boy, in its bid to obtain Financial aid from Germany.
Chibueze Nkwocha, a 29 year old graduate of Biochemistry from Unizik was called upon by the Federal Ministry of Finance to help solicit aids and loans from Angela Merkel’s administration.
“This is an exciting new initiative to use the abundant talent of our Yahoo boys to meliorate our solvency and give our economy the needed boost to beat the recession once and for all,” Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun said. “We intend to use this method to our advantage in other issues of foreign exchange” she added.
The pilot edition of this Capital Gain scheme, known as MMP (Maga must pay), kicked off earlier today with Chibueze who was hunched over his Laptop as the Honourable Minister whispered suggestions over his shoulder in her special variant of British English. Sources in Germany confirmed that at 2pm in Berlin, Angela Merkel was deeply engaged in a chat with a young well-informed Nigerian Army Sergeant who had just returned from quite an ordeal of a peacekeeping mission in South Sudan.
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