Report – Post-Midnight Preachers Cost Nigeria 986,291 IQ points annually

Abuja – FCT
It has been reported by the Federal Agency of Mental Health that the activities of early morning preachers in the streets of Nigeria has led to an average loss of 900,000 IQ points per year from the citizenry of country. A careful study carried out by the Agency reported that sleep deprivation caused by the incessant wake up calls made by the religious marauders has led to an incessant drain of mental prowess amongst students, civil servants, and even manual workers. Various professions were analyzed and while the mental drain was different for each individual group, the average IQ points lost by each profession was calculated to be 900,000, with an extra amount lost by uncategorized workers and urchins.

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