Aqueous Humor feels out of place at meeting of Secretions

Endocrine System – Human Body
The Aqueous Humor secreted to clean the cornea of human eye balls has admitted that he does feel a little out of place at the meeting of fluids of all sorts secreted by the body. The lucid moderately viscous liquid stated that it feels it does not belong at such meetings, where enzymes, hormones and other power juices come to discuss their accomplishments and plans.
“Yes, there is an unspoken trust of equality amongst all functional juices in the body, and we let people know that right of the saliva. It is obvious that our roles are so absolutely exclusive, and there is no rush to obey orders. But men, when the guys start mentioning the stuff they do, you get some humbling chills.”
The meeting of Body secretions is often held to address somatic issues, and the humors from the eye promptly attend. Aqueous Humor explains some of the feats discussed there.
“You start with those silky ones coursing through the gyri, and these are some hair raising motherfuckers. Dopamine is kind of the boss up there, but the stuff the other guys do are equally fascinating. The guys from the thyroid gland can arrange matters for months, even years, and you kind of don’t wanna get in the way of that. Then there are the enzymes in who are all keeping a wicked list of all the molecules they have broken down. The names they drop man . . . amazing!”
Aqueous Humor also noted that while he had helped stabilize vision during crucial responses and exertions made by the body, he wished that his functions had more vive to it.
“The visceral guys have the funk, I’d tell you that. Serotonin from the digestive tract can mix up not just the minds of people around it, not just its beholder. Metabolites are having their ass handed to them by the boys from the liver, and the bitch from the Adrenal gland, when she says go, she means go! Meantime I’m barely hanging here by the lids, and my sister is stuck in a bottle shifting photons all day. We don’t have much to say at these meetings men, we let the guys have the floor.”
The visagial fluid also reported that while he couldn’t accomplish much, he was quite glad that humans put him to use as a communication device.



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